the padded cage

i like it here.

Friday, May 25, 2007

how do i feel today




i want to kill people.

i want to run away and join the circus.

i want to not have to deal with paper files, papercuts and b*tching clients.

i wanna die.

i wanna get out of here.

i wanna not stress anymore.

i wanna be done.

i wanna retire.

i hate my job
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4 Comments:

Blogger morbid misanthrope said...

It could be worse. You could get a bunch of papercuts and then have to change bitching clients' adult diapers.

8:28 pm  
Blogger AristoNeeks said...

i already have the papercuts.. i swear, if one more client gives me sh*t...

i just may go postal.

10:38 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Y don't u just transfer ur soul into a chucky doll and go on ur killing spree..... an idea?

11:59 am  
Blogger AristoNeeks said...

chucky has been done and over-done.

who says i have a soul?

some guy covered in red paint gave me a sweet deal: 2 beers and half the content of his left pocket for my eternal soul. he was whispering to himself about bullets and formaldehyde.

harmless im sure.

a killing spree would hardly make me feel better. intellectual revenge is much sweeter.

subterfuge is key.

12:19 pm  

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